Author Archives: Double K

“Inflation…”

Posted on November 3, 2022 by Double K

“Why don’t you get out of the nation” – Earnest Jackson featuring Sugar Daddy and the Gumbo Roux My day job is as a banker. Writing is only a moonlighting gig when I’m inspired. As a banker, we discuss exciting … Continue reading →

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“Yesterday I Got So Old I Felt Like I Could Die”

Posted on October 26, 2022 by Double K

“Yesterday I got so old. It made me want to cry.” – The Cure I hate writing. I hate the random thoughts that come flying at me like jumbled puzzle fragments from an un-winnable Tetris game. Pieces of my life … Continue reading →

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“Too Alarmin’ Now To Talk About”

Posted on September 13, 2022 by Double K

“Take your pictures down and shake it out.” – Foo Fighters The wife and I took an overnight trip to Kansas City a few weekends ago. We had tickets for the Dodgers and Royals at Kaufman Stadium. My wife doesn’t … Continue reading →

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“It Seems Like Yesterday”

Posted on August 30, 2022 by Double K

“But it was long ago.” – Bob Seger It sure was, Bob. It sure was. There are some songs that I never tire of. Songs that cause me to write sentences ending with prepositions. There are songs that cause me … Continue reading →

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“She’s Got Legs. She Knows How to Use Them.”

Posted on July 19, 2022 by Double K

“She never begs, she knows how to choose them.” – ZZ Top A few weeks ago a good friend of mine called me shortly after 5 pm while I was still sitting at my desk in my office and not … Continue reading →

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“I’ve Been Caught Stealing”

Posted on July 4, 2022 by Double K

“Once when I was five.” – Jane’s Addiction Jane’s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell was apparently caught stealing once when he was five. Big. Deal. There was a man who was a master when it came to getting caught. In fact, … Continue reading →

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“Slippin’ and A-Slidin’, Peepin’ and A-Hidin'”

Posted on June 25, 2022 by Double K

“Been told a long time ago.” – Little Richard Another vessel of my 80’s youth passed away unexpectedly recently. An endless bundle of high energy wrapped inside of a dog costume with an Oklahoma University basketball uniform, Kenny “Top Daug” … Continue reading →

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“Sorry Mate, Don’t Take Checks”

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Double K

“Just loads of money” – Harry Enfield Did you hear about the dwarf convict who recently escaped from prison? He’s now a small medium at-large. You’re welcome, and a happy Father’s Day weekend to all of the fathers, grandfathers, step-fathers, … Continue reading →

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“You Must Be the Fine Hairs”

Posted on June 11, 2022 by Double K

“You must be the frown. You must be the reason all the lights go down” – The Gourds The phone doesn’t ring anymore. The texts stopped years ago. To be fair, she doesn’t even have a phone, and honestly I … Continue reading →

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“And When it Rains You’re Shining Down for Me”

Posted on May 28, 2022 by Double K

“And I just can’t get enough. And I just can’t get enough” – Depeche Mode When I heard Depeche Mode’s Andy Fletcher passed away it reminded me that I went through a Depeche Mode phase in college. Granted, it was … Continue reading →

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