Monthly Archives: June 2022

“Slippin’ and A-Slidin’, Peepin’ and A-Hidin'”

“Been told a long time ago.” – Little Richard Another vessel of my 80’s youth passed away unexpectedly recently. An endless bundle of high energy wrapped inside of a dog costume with an Oklahoma University basketball uniform, Kenny “Top Daug” … Continue reading

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“Sorry Mate, Don’t Take Checks”

“Just loads of money” – Harry Enfield Did you hear about the dwarf convict who recently escaped from prison? He’s now a small medium at-large. You’re welcome, and a happy Father’s Day weekend to all of the fathers, grandfathers, step-fathers, … Continue reading

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“You Must Be the Fine Hairs”

“You must be the frown. You must be the reason all the lights go down” – The Gourds The phone doesn’t ring anymore. The texts stopped years ago. To be fair, she doesn’t even have a phone, and honestly I … Continue reading

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